Everyone gets turned on by different things. We’ve all heard of foot fetishes, golden showers, BDSM and other kinky fantasies. But, there’s a bottomless list to that. We all have our secret desires, which we either share with our partners or they can be so weird, we keep them to ourselves.
Despite the stigma often attached to fetishes, they are a common aspect of human sexuality and curiosity. It might be absolutely terrifying opening up about what you like in bed and what you don’t, but that’s just because society has created a lot of sex shame. There is nothing to be embarrassed about! We all crave fucked up shit.
If you feel like you’re ready to try out new things with your partner, communication is key. It might be uncomfortable at first, not going to lie. But, you should be really open about it and not be afraid of judgment. To be honest, this is the perfect way to deepen your connection with your partner. Show them how vulnerable and crazy you can get!
If you want to know more about the different kinds of kinks people have, here’s a list of the most bizarre sexual fantasies.
Kleptolagnia
The morbid urge to steal and it is associated with sexual arousal. Imagine this scenario, he comes to your house, steals your money and you’re like ‘Oh my god, please, fuck me!’. ‘You just stole all my money, but I love it.’ Not that intriguing, you’re left with no money and someone who steals out of your house… Like what???
Katoptronophilia
Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors. This one is not that unusual, I mean I totally get it. It’s really hot looking at yourself when you’re having sex. Honestly, nothing can compare to the confidence boost it gives you.
Sploshing
Fetish that incorporates food items either for arousal or during sex itself. Imagine being at a Steve Aoki concert and he throws a cake in your face, I bet you’re going to be so wet, so sexually aroused. Maybe you’re even going to save some for later…
Quirofilia
A sexual fetish for hands. Yes, hands and arms are definitely hot. So make sure you have your manicure done and some really strong and muscular arms.
Somnophilia
The interest of having sex with a sleeping person. Ummm… how can someone consent to this? Like you’re sleeping and you wake up with a penis in your vagina or vice-versa. Pretty unusual and scary!? Surprise morning sex!
Electrostimulation
Erotic electrostimulation is a sexual practice involving the application of electrical stimulation to the genitals. Haven’t tried this before, but it sounds a bit painful. Honestly, I think I would enjoy this. It’s interesting, kind of like a vibrator but it also stings from time to time.
Spectrophilia
Sexual attraction to ghosts, as well as the alleged phenomenon of sexual encounters between ghosts and humans. What else can I say? It can be either creepy as fuck, or for some a magical experience.
‘My house is haunted!’
‘Oh, mine as well, but I have really friendly ghosts, if you know what I mean.’
Formicophilia
Sexual interest in being crawled upon and nibbled by insects, such as ants, or other small creatures. This lowkey sounds like zoophilia. Ants? I’d rather die.
Climacophilia
Erotic gratification when falling down the stairs. Whenever I fall down the stairs, I have an orgasm, just imagine. This is literally hilarious! Imagine telling my boyfriend, ‘could you push me down the stairs, please, I’m really into that.’
Gerontophilia
Primary sexual attraction to the elderly.
‘Oh, we can’t go to my house, my grandma’s there.’
‘That’s so not a problem for me. She could join. That would be so hot!’
They are almost unbelievable. But, they’re facts. Feel free to check them out on your own, or even try them out. What sexual fantasies do you have?
